Archive: October, 2007

thank goodness he’s great!

October 9th, 2007 · · Birthdays, still-frames 3 comments

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It was my roomie’s birthday this past weekend. I just wanted to preface that before we moved in together we hardly knew each other. We met my sophmore year of college through one of my closest friends and after that we hardly crossed paths. I just knew his name and that he’s good friends with one of my best friends and I banked on that. Man, did I bank! Every girl I introduce him to finds him adorable. He has the gift of delivery.

So here’s what I’ve thus far gathered and or appreciate about the roomie.

- He dances!
- He doesn’t get pissy when I inadvertently block his garage.
- He doesn’t get pissy when I cackle very loudly on the phone unaware that he’s in his room napping.
- His catch phrase is “it’s unreal.”
- The time we spend together is usually spent gawking at pretty girls on facebook or him explaining sports to me.
- He doesn’t think it’s emasculating when I put on ‘fashion’ shows for him. (I try not to overdo it)
- Our friends get along.
- He coached me on kicking techniques for kickball.
- He never complains about my cooking!

Sweet.

dialog at work on a Friday afternoon…

October 5th, 2007 · · in passing, the grind 2 comments

Medical Assistant: Ho-la.
Doctor: What?
Medical Assistant: Ho-la.
Doctor: You know in Spanish, the “H” is silent.
Medical Assistant: I know.
Doctor: You were just saying that to be funny.
Medical Assistant: Yes’m
Doctor: Yeah, that’s pretty good.

Me: You look tanner. Are you tanner?
Doctor: I look tanner? Maybe I have adrenal deficiency

Another MA: I love my dog. My P hyphen nut Butta.
Me: I thought he was just “Peanut”
Another MA: I need to keep it gangsta. So now it’s P-nut Butta. Not butter. Buttah.

Earlier during the week:

Coworker: How do you spell “deficiency”
Me: “T-h-e-f-i-s-h-i-n-t-h-e-s-e-a.”
Coworker: “…. what?!?!?”
Me: “The Fish In the Sea.. T-h-e..>”
Coworker: “DEFICIENCY!”
Me: “you don’t know how to spell deficiency?”

protect your head from them harmful puter waves. do it. do it now.

October 3rd, 2007 · · still-frames, the grind 8 comments - Tags:

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An anonymous soul was on the phone with me earlier this week. He was using two computers at once. I told him he should wear a helmet to protect his brain. What follows is my end of the phone conversation.

What, no helmet? Foil! You have foil right? You do? GREAT! DO IT! No, DO IT NOW. No, DO IT NOW. Oh my, you’re doing it? I hear you, you’re doing it! That’s great. Now take a picture. No. No, do it now. DO IT NOW. DO IT, DO IT NOW. Take a picture. Why not? No, I won’t post a picture on myspace. (This isn’t myspace!) I promise you won’t see it on myspace. DO IT.

He did it. Took him a lot of talent to take this picture. He only has a camera phone AND he managed to make it an anonymous picture. :) Try taking a picture of the back of your head with your camera phone… No really. Do it. Do it now.

Thank goodness I’m not a drug pusher.