On Confession

Brandi:
My sister thinks she’s awful for this. She wants to go to confession!

Me:
Confession? She’s religious?

Brandi:
We’re Catholic.

Me:
But YOU don’t go to confession.

Brandi:
Well, I’m never sorry.

On McDonalds

Alan:
Also, you want to eat some McDonalds with me tonight?

Me:
No, thank you. I actually will pass on that. I’ve tortured my tummy the last 3 days.

Alan:
Good answer; That was a test. You get a B+. HELL NO was actually the best answer.

Coworker:
If I kick her out of this study, she’ll EAT ME OUT!

Me:
Teeheheheheheheh

Coworker:
…….. Chew me out.

Matt

I like how the confessional one ends. The last one is the best for the obvious reasons but here is the kicker, look at your title of the third conversation; was that a slip as well or did you just not notice the innuendo?
Linda

dude :) don’t you know me at all? definitely deliberate.
Matt

I was like 99.8783999% sure it was intentional. I do know you well enough but, I also remember other things when I ask such questions that make up that 0.1216001%. Where is my sunglasses again? (o: